WELCOME TO THE ORACLE KNOWN AS THE PRICING PAGE!

 

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LET'S TALK FACTS FIRST...

YOU ARE MORE THAN LIKELY DROPPING AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF MONEY ON YOUR WEDDING,  I WILL BE A PORTION OF THAT SPEND.

 IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE QUESTIONS.

1. I'M VERY GOOD AT AND I LOVE MY JOB, I'M ALSO VERY GOOD AT PEOPLEING, I WILL TURN UP AND I WILL AIM TO GIVE YOU THE BESTEST MOST KICK-ASS WEDDING PHOTOS I POSSIBLY CAN.

2. I NEED STUFF FROM YOU TOO, I NEED YOU TO TRUST IN EVERYTHING I HAVE MENTIONED ABOVE, I NEED YOU TO HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER AND CONCENTRATE ON THE FUN, I GOT YOU COVERED.

3. YOUR PHOTOS WILL BE EDITED IN THE EXACT SAME STYLE AS YOU SEE ON MY WEBSITE, I DON'T CHANGE MY EDITS, I LOVE COLOUR AND HOPEFULLY, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU DO TOO.

4. IF YOU WANT TO SKYPE WITH ME, WE CAN SKYPE ANYTIME YOU WANT, I AM VERY PRO-SKYPE. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DRESS UP FOR SKYPE, NO ONE DRESSES UP FOR SKYPE.

5. YOU WILL GET AN ONLINE GALLERY, YOU CAN PRINT, SHARE AND DOWNLOAD THE LOT FROM THIS GALLERY. TREAT YOURSELF TO A HARD DRIVE AND DUMP THE PHOTO GOODNESS ON THERE.

6. THE GALLERY IS LIVE FOR TEN YEARS, TEN WHOLE YEARS, YOU HAVE TEN YEARS TO DOWNLOAD THEM, I REPEAT, TEN WHOLE BLOODY YEARS.

7. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY AN ALBUM. I AM NOT A SALESPERSON. I AM A PHOTOGRAPHER. IF YOU WANT TO BUY AN ALBUM YOU CAN. PHOTOS LOOK AWESOME PRINTED. IT'S YOUR CALL.

8. I'M GOING TO NEED SOME FOOD ON THE DAY, YOU CAN FEED ME ( THAT WOULD BE AMAZING! ) OR I CAN TAKE AN HOUR TO GO FIND FOOD. JUST LET ME KNOW.

9.  IT MIGHT RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY. I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT DIDN'T RAIN. I MIGHT ASK YOU TO GO OUT IN THE RAIN, YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL ME TO P**S OFF.

10.  I LOVE DOGS

 
 
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CASH MONEY HONEY...

ONE PACKAGE

£1850 ALL DAY COVERAGE UNTIL 9PM

ALL USEABLE NON-BLURRY PHOTOS EDITED AND DELIVERED TO YOU IN FULL RESOLUTION IN AN ONLINE GALLERY ( AVAILABLE FOR TEN YEARS, DID I MENTION THAT?)

MINIMUM OF 300 PHOTOS

DELIVERY TIME OF IMAGES IS 6-8 WEEKS IN PEAK SEASON, LESS IF I CAN MAKE IT SO.

HAVING ME AT YOUR WEDDING WILL REQUIRE A £400 NON- REFUNDABLE BOOKING FEE, THE BALANCE CAN BE PAID WHENEVER YOU LIKE AS LONG AS IT'S ALL PAID UP AT LEAST 30 DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING.

TRAVEL AND ACCOMMODATION IS INCLUDED FOR ALL MAINLAND UK WEDDINGS

 

 

KEEP SCROLLING, IM NOT DONE...

 

 

 

 
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EXTRA SHIZZ...

IS THE PARTY GOING TO BE A BANGER ? DO YOU WANT PHOTOS OF PEOPLE FLASHING THEIR PANTS AND FALLING OVER ?

EXTRA HOURS: 9PM-MIDNIGHT: £500

 

IS IT A BIG ONE?

SECOND PHOTOGRAPHER FOR THE MASSIVE SHINDIGS: £350

 

REDUCED HOURS COVERAGE FOR OUT OF SEASON WEDDINGS ( OUT OF SEASON IS DECEMBER - MARCH)

MINIMUM OF FOUR HOURS/ MAXIMUM OF SIX HOURS: £250 P/H

 

ALBUMS

FINE ART ALBUMS START AT £600 FOR 10 X 10 SIZE AND 30 PAGES

 

 

DID I COVER EVERYTHING?.... STILL GOT QUESTIONS?.... EMAIL ME AND I CAN GIVE YOU SOME RE-ASSURANCE.