did judy bring you here?

she is the goodest girl.

PEOPLE GENERALLY CALL ME "STEED"

MY FIRST NAME IS PRACTICALLY REDUNDANT.

I HAVE ACCEPTED THIS GRACIOUSLY.

my mum calls ME ABIGAIL.

you can call me ABI, AB, STEED OR ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED.

SO THIS is the part where I have to dish the dirt on myself,

It was going to be ten things you don't know about me, turns out there are some things I'm still discovering about myself so who's counting!

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME IS THAT I LOVE DOGS.

I LOVE ALL DOGS AND ALL DOGS MUST LOVE ME.

I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT MY LOVE FOR DOGS AND ALL OTHER FURRY CREATURES.

1.  I am obsessively compulsively early for everything,  if something happens that makes me late then I obsess about it for ages afterwards.

2. If we meet up and my hair is blonde,  it'll probably be a different colour by the time I come to your wedding. I'm addicted to dyeing my hair. 

I was brunette when I wrote this, now I'm blonde, you get the general idea

3. I cannot reverse park. I'll drive around in circles and pretend to look lost rather than try and reverse into a space.

4. I love wearing Birkenstocks, I wear them with socks in the winter.

5.That photo up there, yeah that one,no longer a true representation of me. Thanks lockdown.

6. I'm a complete movie and TV buff,challenge me on useless trivia, i double dare you.

7. I think baked beans are the work of the devil.

7a. I am a terrible cook, although I can bake a tasty cake, it will just look a bit pants.

8. I think I can sing.

9. I am terrified of snakes but can also name an awful lot of them just by sight. ( know thine enemy).

10. I wish The X files were real, I want to be Dana Scully and go find some aliens.

11. DID I MENTION dogs are THE BEST THING EVER? if you are a cat person then that's ok, we can still talk. 

I won't hold it against you 

12. Classic cars make me very happy, I love that old car smell and if they didn't break down every ten miles I'd have one (or two).

13. I am 92.5% sure I floated down the stairs when I was three years old, it is a very vivid memory.

I have yet to recreate the experience but i do weigh more now so physics..or something.

14.Wes Anderson is a genius, I love all his films, especially this one  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0838221/

15. I hate having my photo taken.

most photos of me will have a camera stuck in front of my face or be of the back of my head.

this is by design and not accidental. 

I specialise in documentary wedding photography with lots of creativity and fun and I'm normally booked to do weddings that are slightly less formal or traditional.

I am surface level horizontally laid back which cleverly masks the fact that i am always watching.

*always watching*

I like people, i especially like photographing people that are having a good time.

 I'm going to capture all the candid, real moments of a wedding, especially the ones where you are crying with laughter or falling over drunk.

I will not make you do anything cheesy or weird or make you feel uncomfortable and self conscious.

I will take formal photos if that's what you want but will find a more interesting way of doing them

I NEVER EVER spot colour anything  (Google it, it's awful)

I won’t photoshop you, you are perfect as you are.

If you are interested in:

having a self PROCLAIMED hilarious, all seeing eyed, terrible at parking but good at film trivia,people person photographer at your wedding, then PRESS YET ANOTHER BUTTON and fill out a laborious form to show you mean it.