HA! YOU PRESSED IT DIDN’T YOU!

WELCOME TO THE INFO DUMP

now you’re here you may as well read it

Q: WHY DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO?

I am a professional people watcher.

there is no money in doing this so i graduated to photographing people.

people at their very best and sometimes their worst, experiencing joy, nervous blubbing, overflowing emotion, secret snogs,hugs that momentarily stop you breathing,amazing dancing,awful dancing,I’m not drawn to pretty.

I’ll tell you not to look at me. alot.

I’m looking for stuff that will give you a massive kick in the feels when you look at them in 20 years time.

weddings are like a perfect microcosm of what it means to be a human being and what really matters to us.

PHOTOS TELL A STORY THAT CAN BE READ IN A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE, BY you AND EVERYONE you LOVE.

it makes me happy to do this.

Q: WHAT'S THE DAMAGE?

A: PRICES START AT £2250

If you'd like to get a heads up on your options then head over to my enquiry page and tell me all about your plans for the day and I'll give you a quote.

(the more details the better!)

Q: ALL DAY COVERAGE, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

A: It means AROUND 8-9HOURS USUALLY to about 9pm. if you need me to stay later for a sparkler sendoff or fireworks then YOU CAN BOOK AN EXTRA HOUR. 

Q:WHEN AND HOW SHOULD/CAN WE BOOK YOU?

NOW!

Well as soon as you have set a date, I normally book up over a year in advance, especially for peak wedding season (APRIL-OCTOber).It really is never too soon.

I need a £400 fee to hold the date and a signed contract.

Unfortunately I am unable to hold a date without both of these things .

Q: DO YOU TRAVEL?

A: I love to travel and my passport is at the ready! 

Travel costs are only applicable for weddings outside of the UK ( thanks brexit) I will try my best to keep them at a minimum.

Q: ARE YOU INSURED?

A: Absolutely, I have personal liability and public indemnity insurance and I wouldn't leave the house without it.

Q: DO WE NEED TO FEED YOU?

A: Yes please, hangry is a real human condition.

it's a really long day and it gives me a chance to get to know your guests, it's a fact that people prefer having their picture taken when they are more familiar with you.

if you are getting married in a more remote location its a 100% nightmare trying to find food.

If you see me staring longingly at a chubby little toddler it’s not because i’m broody. 

Q: CAN WE PRINT OUR PHOTOS?

A: Yes of course you can.

you have full printing and sharing rights and receive all your images in full resolution, you just can't sell them for commercial gain.

Q: DO WE NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE?

A: I might as well tell you now...

 *I'm a wizard at lacing up wedding dresses, I can give the father of the bride an emergency haircut, walk the pooch, feed a baby it's bottle, pop to the shops for milk, ferry guests to the reception because the car breaks down, tie a tie, pin button holes, blow up balloons. I carry plasters and ibuprofen with me at all times, am completely comfortable doing the conga and am totally unflappable.

All of the above and with a camera in my hand at the same time  

*(true wedding happenings)